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to this day in 2026, DUMZINE
serialization of the epic poem
when DUMZINE shifts gears into Hi-pry-OR-ity
Octane Reporting covering the most
Topical Stories to be Found
on the World Wide Webwork of Lies only
we here dare to stand out and Tell tha Truth
and nuthin' but, so hang on to your hat
if you got one,
Saturday, November 4, 2023
Accessory to the Fisherman on the Loose
Saturday, January 21, 2023
introducing PLASMAMAN


Sunday, January 15, 2023
Circus Act 334

sleeting in the byway
Gerfenherders on rampaging
slendered along the skittering
crevices of locksmiths
With enterprises relocating
for precious gems and stones
boundless ascertaining when their
Adjustant to a proletariat
tip-toed along a tight rope
skippy skipping tea
hee-haw mistress on the flow
Down for a knuckle on a knee
and two for the show to start
eight to get married apart
one in a sudden disaster
Five to go to court
for a divorce in the snow
For the rest of these lives
seven to stand ahead of them
while looking for new chapters
seven and a half on the circumstance
Upon which this condition drives
and eight through ten watched the nine
see it happen all over again
the carousel's turning not
Clockwise nor sounding
may keep up with its singular
ringing starbound cry
toward a pathway carved
Next to all the rest left behind
as fossilized tracers of ions lit up
the echoes of everything
else picked it up
On the sonar so as not to
speak of its traveling faster
now since leaving the course
of the rocks laid out on the sand
Along the river way of warrens
babbling over stones without
Monday, November 21, 2022
The Restoration: preface
by roving reporter Shaun Grub
Buried deep in a subarctic cache of heavily encrypted information held in stasis behind a frozen firewall of top-notch sophisticated perimeter-defense tech lay an encoded section of passages detailing the activity of two highly classified personnel whose involvement in a covert episode taking place in a restricted section of Arkansas woods has brought one deep-state agent's concerns to the fore. He has been monitoring the two teenaged boys for several weeks.
Hoping the temperature would not rise so high as to begin boiling his brains like sautéed mushrooms in a pan, he began thinking cooling thoughts and recollecting long ago days trapped in the ice and snow caverns of northern New England, with his Grub brothers. They'd often joked about being "ice elves."
During many past adventures, the Grub Bros' molecular make up had been beamed across the multiverse too many times to mention. They had been caught marauding in un-registered domains long before the Parameters of Tik-Tok-Tak had been secured. The peculiar thing about these high energy plasma transmissions (which occur electromagnetically) remains a mystery that only one of the legendary duo happens to have retained, and this underlying secret (that of which of the two brothers has the cipher) was known only to the singular Grub brother in question.
Friday, October 28, 2022
Extant Resolution
by Shaun Lawton









