CHALLASURRECTION

It's easy to see
how one could be
impaled or crucified
by a crusty loaf
of French bread.

Unlike falling
onto a good
Challah roll
as into a mass
of cotton balls
adrift in a cloud.

The stake or
the pillow:
the choice
is ours to take.

For crying
out loud,
which of these
two sandwiches
will we make?

SAGA of the BLOODSUCKING FIENDS:XIII

~moral~

We're all vampiric
in the end— 

It's just empiric
—why pretend?

THE

END 

SAGA of the BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: XII

Come to think it
there's nothing left
that doesn't leave
something else bereft

....the saga concludes...

NOW

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: XI

The twelve disciples
had a picnic
from their saviour's
well-placed pinprick

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Part XII

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: X

They say in France
(at least some think it)
that peasants dance
after they drink it

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Part XI

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: IX

Even mice
that are often nice
will lap your blood
for the right price

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Part X 

SAGA of the BLOODSUCKING FIENDS:VIII

For one droplet
of your blood
they will clamor
in the mud

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Part IX

SAGA of the BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: VII

Speaking of
a lack of love
corporations
push and shove

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Part VIII

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: VI

Lawyers prone
to use the phone
can always draw it
from a stone

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Part VII

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: V

Skeeters drool
skeeters rule
skeeters git ya
after school

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Part VI

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: IV

Vampires here
vampires there
fuckin' vampires
everywhere

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Part V

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: III

Watch a tick
gently lick
up the blood
'till it's sick

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Part IV

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: II

Catch a bat
look at that
flying rat
getting fat

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Part III

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: I

Spiders kill
spiders swill
on your blood
they will fill

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Part II

~ theme song ~

dumzine, dumzine feelin like a clown

dumzine, dumzine gunna head downtown

dumzine, dumzine you can stay awhile

dumzine, dumzine you don't have to smile

dumzine, dumzine gunna drop a beet

dumzine, dumzine leave it at your feet

dumzine, dumzine if there is a crack

dumzine, dumzine the beet'll grow right back

dumzine, dumzine you think that I am joking

dumzine, dumzine what is it you've been smoking

dumzine, dumzine never been more serious

dumzine, dumzine leavin' you delirious