[Illustration of the author above ^ by G. Alden Davis]


DUMZINE
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Begun in November & Continued in November, 2015, DUMZINE
presents an exclusive 13-part serialization of the epic poem

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Challasurrection

It's easy to see
how one could be
impaled or crucified
by a crusty loaf
of French bread.

Unlike falling
onto a good
Challah roll
as into a mass
of cotton balls
adrift in a cloud.

The stake or
the pillow:
the choice
is ours to take.

For crying
out loud,
which of these
two sandwiches
will we make?




Monday, November 30, 2015

SAGA of the BLOODSUCKING FIENDS:XIII



~moral~

We're all vampiric
in the end— 
It's just empiric
—why pretend?







THE
END 

Saturday, November 21, 2015

SAGA of the BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: XII



Come to think it
there's nothing left
that doesn't leave
something else bereft



















....the saga concludes...
NOW











Friday, November 20, 2015

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: XI



The twelve disciples
had a picnic
from their saviour's
well-placed pinprick


















Click Here For
Part XII











Thursday, November 19, 2015

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: X




They say in France
(at least some think it)
that peasants dance
after they drink it



















Click Here For
Part XI









Tuesday, November 10, 2015

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: IX



Even mice
that are often nice
will lap your blood
for the right price






















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Part X 



Monday, November 9, 2015

SAGA of the BLOODSUCKING FIENDS:VIII



For one droplet
of your blood
they will clamor
in the mud



















Click Here for
Part IX











Saturday, November 7, 2015

SAGA of the BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: VII




Speaking of
a lack of love
corporations
push and shove




















Click Here for
Part VIII










Friday, November 6, 2015

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: VI



Lawyers prone
to use the phone
can always draw it
from a stone




















Click Below for
Part VII










SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: V



Skeeters drool
skeeters rule
skeeters git ya
after school



















Click Here for
Part VI










SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: IV



Vampires here
vampires there
fuckin' vampires
everywhere




















Click Here for
Part V










Thursday, November 5, 2015

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: III



Watch a tick
gently lick
up the blood
'till it's sick





















Click Here for
Part IV









SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: II



Catch a bat
look at that
flying rat
getting fat



















Click Here for
Part III










SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: I




Spiders kill
spiders swill
on your blood
they will fill
















Click Here for
Part II





Wednesday, October 21, 2015

~ theme song ~

dumzine, dumzine feelin like a clown
dumzine, dumzine gunna head downtown
dumzine, dumzine you can stay awhile
dumzine, dumzine you don't have to smile

dumzine, dumzine gunna drop a beet
dumzine, dumzine leave it at your feet
dumzine, dumzine if there is a crack
dumzine, dumzine the beet'll grow right back

dumzine, dumzine you think that I am joking
dumzine, dumzine what is it you've been smoking
dumzine, dumzine never been more serious
dumzine, dumzine leavin' you delirious