dumzine: February 2021

[Illustration of the author above ^ by G. Alden Davis aka Greg Grub]

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Begun in June fifteen years ago & Continuing on
to this day in 2026, DUMZINE

has archived our exclusive 13-part
serialization of the epic poem

SAGA OF THE BLOODSUCKING FIENDS

by Sh0n Grub

~now back to yr regulrly scheduled 2026~
when DUMZINE shifts gears into Hi-pry-OR-ity
Octane Reporting covering the most
Topical Stories to be Found
on the World Wide Webwork of Lies only
we here dare to stand out and Tell tha Truth
and nuthin' but, so hang on to your hat
if you got one,

Saturday, February 20, 2021

DESTINY UNTAMED

Wasted for the Interview

(old punk song from my stillborn band

Near Dark)

looked at my watch

quarter past four

oh shit

I'm wasted for the interview

grabbed my coat

and my ball of thorns

and knew

I was wasted for the interview

wasted for the interview

it's only my job,

my home,

my food,

my life,

what the hell

wasted for the interview

too many beers,

too many tears,

it's all TOO MUCH!

so I'm wasted for the interview

what dedication to job preservation

I'm wasted for the interview again

what am i gonna do

wasted for the interview???