[Illustration of the author above ^ by G. Alden Davis aka Greg Grub]


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Thursday, December 24, 2015

CHALLASURRECTION

It's easy to see
how one could be
impaled or crucified
by a crusty loaf
of French bread.

Unlike falling
onto a good
Challah roll
as into a mass
of cotton balls
adrift in a cloud.

The stake or
the pillow:
the choice
is ours to take.

For crying
out loud,
which of these
two sandwiches
will we make?